i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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