Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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