Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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