The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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