The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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