i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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