That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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