I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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