my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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