Don't you send me to vm
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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