apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
A+ Viking dick
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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