K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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