Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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