You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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