I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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