did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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