Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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