"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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