capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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