how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
