We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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