he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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