You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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