No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Pants are for mortals
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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