playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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