i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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