he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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