whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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