hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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