he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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