We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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