open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
We smell like vodka and hangover
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