Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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