is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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