your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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