I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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