Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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