come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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