I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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