Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I am spending my child support on dildos
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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