she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
