Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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