I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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