I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you traded sex for a burrito?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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