Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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