Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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