Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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