Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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