just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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