We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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