just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Welp...herpes.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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