I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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