Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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