Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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