believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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