Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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