There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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