i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Randomize
